Jammin

Jam soldiers
Soldiers in the army of Jam

When you lay out half a bushel of plums on the kitchen table, they look like so many terra cotta warriors preparing to defend their turf. Or maybe it’s Spartans preparing to march into the mouth of the beast jam pot. Whatever they are, they were bravely processed to defend us from the privations of winter, and we are deeply grateful for their service to our nation.

Over the last week or two, we’ve been jamming, both musically and gastronomically. Perhaps more appropriately, Allie’s been doing the cooking half, and Nick’s been more responsible for singing Bob Marley at her over and over and over again. It’s really a collaborative effort here on the farm.

She Jammin
She jammin, she jammin, she jammin, she jammin. Alternatively: stir it up, little darling. Stir it up.

For as much as Allie’s been doing the actual cooking, we’ve both been finding/foraging for ingredients. Plums and peaches were from Paul Plum at our farmers’ market (hooray for seconds!). Some organic lemons and oranges came from California via Wegmans. But just about everything else came from our own little agricultural bounty. Blackberries from the patch behind the house. Elderberries from the ruins of the old house. Tiny apples from an until-recently-neglected tree near the house.

Let me lay this out for you: free things are awesome. At least in the long run.

Nick Pickin
Nick Pickin in the Blackberry Patch

Blackberries are simple enough. Walk around the patch, pick some berries, and try not to get stabbed in the process. While picking the berries can sometimes feel like a terrible adaptation of Operation as you navigate the thorns, it’s really not that bad. (Cucumbers are much, much worse and have our vote for stabbiest plant on our farm.)

Apples? Straightforward. They aren’t the tastiest things in the world on their own, as the trees have been neglected for too many years. A family friend pruned them way back last year, and they’re actually producing again — teeny, tiny, pectin-packed apples about 1.5 inches in diameter. Science fact of the day: pectin is what makes mashes of fruit and sugar into jellies and jams. Some fruits have it, some don’t, and apples are a common additive when the main fruit is a little lacking.

Now elderberries. Elderberries are an interesting thing. Our original plan was to harvest 3 gallons of berries and make up some elderberry wine. Considering that each berry is about 1/8 of an inch in diameter, each one is about 0.000004 gallons. So you’d need 750,000 berries to get to 3 gallons, realistically probably about 500,000 factoring in packing density and air gaps.

That’s a lot of berries.

Apples and Elderberries
Tiny apples and tinier elderberries

They grow in clumps, so picking them isn’t horrible except for the fact that they’re growing in a patch of poison ivy. If you get past picking them, you’ve got to de-stem each one of them because the stems are mildly poisonous. Actually, the berries are also mildly poisonous until you cook them. To de-stem, grab a clump of berries and a fork. Run the fork through the bunch a few times, knocking the berries into a bowl. Repeat about 500 times. (Note: that’s not hyperbole.) This is an activity best done with another distraction on hand; we chose to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail. (Note 2: if your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries, I can now definitively say that your momma had the short end of the stick.)

The stems and seeds also contain a resin that comes out when you cook them, resulting in an accumulation of what looks like a jaundiced chewing gum all over whatever you’re stirring with. Never witnessed the spontaneous and entirely unexpected creation of chewing gum all over a spoon? Yeah, that was a new one for us, too.

Elderberry Goo
Elderberry goo. Creepy, creepy elderberry goo.

So to recap: tiny berries, tough location, mildly poisonous, difficult to process. It leads to a question that we often ask about things: who was the first person to think, “gee, this seems like a good idea”? In the days before country folk could easily get to a store, I suppose if this is the only way you have to acquire alcohol, you do what you need to do.

But we didn’t make alcohol. Turns out a five gallon bucket full of stemmed berries only give you about 2 gallons of berries. We caved and made jelly and elderberry syrup instead.

At the end of a long couple of jamming days, here’s what we wound up with.

Elderberry and apple jelly
Elderberry and Apple Jelly
Plum Jam
Spiced Plum Jam

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blackberry Plum Jam
Blackberry Plum Jam
Peach Marmalade
Peach and Lemon Marmalade

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not pictured:

  • Vanilla Plum
  • Extra Thick Plum
  • Rose Plum
  • Elderberry Orange Marmalade
  • Straightup Blackberry

After about 50 jars, the jamming continues. We’re hopeful that more peaches will be on the way, and there are big plans for some tomato varieties. Many of the recipes came from the very excellent Blue Chair Jam Cookbook. If you have any questions or want a recipe, holler at us in the comments!

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3 thoughts on “Jammin”

    1. Thanks for stopping by the blog! Good to know that even the folks who really know what they’re doing have the same issues with elderberries. And thanks for such a great guide to jam!

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